The three of us are excited today.
Harv is excited because I didn’t elbow him in the face while he was asleep last night. Sheesh, it only happened twice happens every other night. Let it go.
Cal is excited because she’s famous. She was on a CBS interview. Well, not her, but a picture of her. It’s the same thing. Don’t try to argue with her. She’s big pimpin’ now.
And I’m excited because I did a CBS interview! You know, the one that made Cal famous.
It’s here if you’d like to watch it.
P.S. I told my mother I was going to be on the news. Question 1: What did you do? Question 2: Do you need bail money? I think she was joking. Probably not.